#self-improvement

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"GIVING - Applied tithing is so rewarding. When you give away your time, talent, and treasures you create a huge shift in your prosperity consciousness. So start where you are as you reach for where it is you want to be."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"إننا نربط أنفسنا - حين نصلي - بالقوة العظمى التي تهيمن على الكون، ونسألها ضارعين أن تمنحنا قبساً منها نستعين به على معاناة الحياة، بل إن الضراعة وحدها كفيلة بأن تزيد قوتنا ونشاطنا، ولن تجد احداً ضرع إلى الله مرة إلا عادت عليه هذه الضراعة بأحسن النتائج."

"A thought is a Cosmic Order waiting to happen."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Just like a sailor who knows before reaching land that it is nearing, life too gives certain signals which indicate how closer you are to manifesting."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Whatever belief we have actually stems from the thankfulness that we feel and this feeling further attracts more happy feelings towards us."