#sexual

"Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way."

"Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability categories. You can also play Mop the Floor with it. I make love like I make dinner that makes cleaning the kitchen more fun for the whole family."

"Conjugal love, or the friendship of spouses, can persist even after sexual desires have weakened, withered, and disappeared."

"How beautiful would it be if we could just see souls instead of bodies? To see love and compassion instead of curves."

"They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered."

"I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men."

"My panties were still on but he didn’t let that stop him, nosing them out of the way and tonguing my sex, making low, growling noises in his throat like a big cat purring with pleasure while it devoured its prey."

"She said, “I’m having the stairs rebuilt,” and I replied, “No need to get sexual with me.” I’m a bring my own elevator kind of lover anyway."

"Tie me up, please..."Chantal said. They looked above at some vines and roots hanging down from the grassy area above the depression in the canal they were standing in. She was in his hands—he had to comply.A little bit of kink was one of the most delicious of erotic pleasures. Catholic school girls were often the horniest—Brett could hardly contain his elation."

"If I were hairy, would you vacuum my chest before we made love? I’d probably have enough chip crumbs in it to feed the homeless, because I’m a charitable kind of guy."