#sleeping

"I match my pajamas to my comforter so I can disappear into sleep. I’m camouflaged into noonexistence, where I don’t wake up until 12:00 PM."

"I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them."

"I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m's."

"I slept through the award presentation for Napper of the Year. They had to wake me when I won. Winning was like a dream come true."

"Nobody sleeps at the Inn of Innovation. You don't wake up, but you do #startup."

"Last night I didn’t sleep for a solid eight hours. No, it melted a little. Damn global warming."

"She was a tall drink of water from Tallahassee, and I was an instant-coffee kind of lover. I got her so hot that neither one of could go to sleep until the ambulance finally came to a complete stop."

"I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater."