#Spirit

"They call alcohol spirits, because it’s the spirit turned liquid. Would you drink my soul if you knew I’d use it to get inside of you? After all, most men buy women alcohol so they can get inside them too."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."