#Spirit

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Whether in the intellectual pursuits of science or in the mystical pursuits of the spirit, the light beckons ahead, and the purpose surging in our nature responds."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"