#spiritual-wisdom

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."