#spiritual-wisdom

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"The best writing speaks when the heart whispers."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."