#spiritual-wisdom

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."