#spiritual-wisdom

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."