#spiritual-wisdom

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."