#spiritual-wisdom

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."