#spiritual-wisdom

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"The best writing speaks when the heart whispers."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."