#spiritual-wisdom

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Seek to know thy sacred soul."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"