#spiritual-wisdom

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."