#suicidal-thoughts

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."