#suicidal-thoughts

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."