#suicidal-thoughts

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."