#suicidal-thoughts

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."