#suicidal-thoughts

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."