#suicidal-thoughts

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."