#suicidal-thoughts

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"