#suicidal-thoughts

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"