#suicidal-thoughts

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."