#suicidal-thoughts

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"