#suicidal-thoughts

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."