#suicidal-thoughts

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."