#suicidal-thoughts

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"