#suicidal-thoughts

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."