#teachings

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."