#teachings

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."