#teachings

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."