#teachings

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."