#teachings

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."