#teachings

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."