#unconditional-love

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."