She’s not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And a... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She’s not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I’m all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."
"My eyes are bronze, my hair is turning silver, and my heart is gold. Oh, and my love for you belongs in the Olympics, because it’s Special."
"Your personal brand should be like water: not only clear, but transparent to the public. People thirst for that, and they will drink you up."
"At the potluck, I brought two dishes: knowledge and mashed potatoes and gravy. Guess which one got cleaned out and which one hardly got touched."
"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."