Random Inspirational Quotes

"When God throws something your way, catch it!"

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"If you wish to transform, pretend this day until it is so."

"While fear depletes power, faith gives wings for the soul’s elevation."

"I especially love all the instruments of art: inks, pens, paintbrushes, watercolors and oils, fine papers and canvases, and although I love to mess around with these tools and objects, I have minimal artistic skills."

"The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesn't have that wouldn't be palatable."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"If time heals all wounds, and a book can hold a person's entire life, then you can speed up the process with a pulp time warp."

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all."

"Poetry might be defined as the clear expression of mixed feelings."

"Why should we think upon things that are lovely? Because thinking determines life. It is a common habit to blame life upon the environment. Environment modifies life but does not govern life. The soul is stronger than its surroundings."

"Life's not the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away."

"There are never enough 'I love you's."

"Be careful what you wish for. You never know who will be listening."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room."

"My parents always said that knowledge was the best gift they could give me, probably because they were too cheap to buy me Christmas or Birthday presents."

"I have never seen a newspaper headline where those in spirit, without physical bodies, carried out evil deeds like a mugger in a parking lot."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."