Random Inspirational Quotes

"On your quest to spirituality it is often required to suspend your rationality; but true spirituality asks that you enhance your rationality."

"I’ll mark up my services 200%, and then offer them to you at a 50% discount—because I like you so much. That’s the Mother-in-law Discount."

"You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you"and threatening to kick them until they're dead."

"Beware:Ignorance Protects itself.IgnorancePromotes suspicion.SuspicionEngenders fear.Fear quails,Irrational and blind,Or fear looms,Defiant and closed.Blind, closed,Suspicious, afraid,IgnoranceProtects itself,And protected,Ignorance grows."

"If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves."

"Remember your humanity, and forget the rest."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Writing poetry and reading books causes brain damage."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"I can live without money, but I cannot live without love."

"I hate writing, I love having written."

"Could there be any doubt that the Jews would seek to harm the Son of God again, knowing that his body was now readily accessible in the form of defenseless crackers?"

"No one is ever satisfied where he is."

"I look for you in every life, but I don't always find you. And sometimes I find you too late."

"I suppose the secret of his success is in his tremendous idleness which almost approaches the supernatural."

"Resentments and grudges are two of the main culprits that perpetuate cycles of self-abuse and victimhood. Stowed away inside you like parasites, they deplete you of your God-given life force and separate you from your inherent worth, your joy, and the love in your heart."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"You don’t have to be happy to smile."

"I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!"

"Because a doubt is not a denial. Doubt is a powerful tool, and it should be applied to history."