Random Inspirational Quotes

"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up."

"A good friend will always stab you in the front."

"I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it."

"It is because of its emptiness that the cup is useful."

"Her love is more aww than awe, and even if were awesome, I want aweall, not merely some awe. I’m greedy for the amazing."

"Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are determined to be so."

"I wanted to hold happiness in reserve, like a bottle of champagne. I postponed it because I was afraid, because I overvalued it, and then I didn't want to use it up, because what do you wish for then?"

"We are trying to prove ourselves wrong as quickly as possible, because only in that way can we find progress."

"While amidst the crowd and seeking quieteness in another zone you can still get away from them by homing in on matters within."

"No matter who we are, no matter what our circumstances, our feelings and emotions are universal. And music has always been a great way to make people aware of that connection. It can help you open up a part of yourself and express feelings you didn't know you were feeling. It's risky to let that happen. But it's a risk you have to take-because only then will you find you're not alone."

"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."

"Sure, it was your idea and your fly, but he caught the big fish. Remember, fairness is a human idea largely unknown in nature."

"Every human being is searching for a deep sense of meaning, and yet we're all chasing success. We've confused one for the other."

"Being a nerd, which is to say going too far and caring too much about a subject, is the best way to make friends I know."

"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success."

"Both porn and religion distort a person’s perspectives on women."

"Not being heard is no reason for silence."

"The conception of each star was at the point of no return; of a desperate soul struggling to master the winds!"

"The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa Claus who merely gave you some stuff."

"Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor."