Random Inspirational Quotes

"Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes."

"Stephen kissed me in the spring,Robin in the fall,But Colin only looked at meAnd never kissed at all.Stephen’s kiss was lost in jest,Robin’s lost in play,But the kiss in Colin’s eyesHaunts me night and day."

"الحب هو ذكاء المسافة، ألّا تقترب كثيرًا فتلغي اللهفة، ولا تبتعد طويلًا فتُنسى."

"Feelings are the language of the heart. Everything else is static noise."

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

"Isabelle snorted, "All the boys are gay. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon.""You noticed,"said Simon. "I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual,"added Magnus. "Please never say those words in front of my parents,"said Alec."

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"It's amazing how close I have been, all this time, to my old life. And yet the distance that divides me from it is vast."

"A lot of people experience the world with the same incredulity as when a magician pulls a rabbit out of a hat.…We know that the world is not all sleight of hand and deception because we are in it, we are part of it. Actually we are the white rabbit being pulled out of the hat. The only difference beween us and the white rabbit is that the rabbit does not realize it is taking part in a magic trick."

"Men are born to succeed, not to fail."

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"Art is the unceasing effort to compete with the beauty of flowers - and never succeeding."

"Reality provides us with facts so romantic that imagination itself could add nothing to them."

"She doesn’t want me to leave, and she doesn’t want me to stay. That’s a double helping of Doesn’t Want Me, and one big I’m Not Hungry back at her."

"I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host."

"Marriage is the death of hope."

"Happiness comes from within. It is not dependent on external things or on other people. You become vulnerable and can be easily hurt when your feelings of security and happiness depend on the behavior and actions of other people. Never give your power to anyone else."

"The truth is more important than the facts."