Random Inspirational Quotes

"I don't have hard numbers about this, but the impression I get is that the amount of eyeballs you get from being on the humor shelf at Barnes & Noble - it is almost insignificant."

"People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does."

"James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?"Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying attention. If you look like an idiot it has nothing to do with me."

"I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic."

"For love would be love of the wrong thing; there is yet faith, But the faith and the love and the hope are all in the waiting."

"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."

"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."

"The only answer in these modern times, as in all other times, is the blood of Christ. When our conscience rises up and condemns us, where will we turn? We turn to Christ. We turn to the suffering and death of Christ—the blood of Christ. This is the only cleansing agent in the universe that can give the conscience relief in life and peace in death."

"Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"You are a great sacred soul."

"Learning isn't acquiring knowledge so much as it is trimming information that has already been acquired."

"He wanted to be a poet,' someone else put in while Maggie hugged Tim and patted his back. 'Said he'd only lacked the words to be one."

"[I]t is well to have as many holds upon happiness as possible."

"Success is not in never failing, but rising everytime you fall!"

"Impian harus menyala dengan apa pun yang kita miliki, meskipun yang kita miliki tidak sempurna, meskipun itu retak-retak"

"Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists."

"I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you."

"If you dont have any shadows you're not in the light"