Beryl Dov

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."