Beryl Dov

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."