Beryl Dov

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."