Beryl Dov

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."