Beryl Dov

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."