Beryl Dov

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."