Beryl Dov

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."