Beryl Dov

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."