Beryl Dov

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."