Beryl Dov

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."