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Beryl Dov

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Quotes by Beryl Dov

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."
"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."
"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."
"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"
"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."
"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."
"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."
"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."
"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"
"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."
"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."
"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."
"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."
"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."