Beryl Dov

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"