Beryl Dov

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."