Beryl Dov

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

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"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."