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Beryl Dov
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Quotes by Beryl Dov
"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."
"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."
"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."
"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."
"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."
"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."
"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."
"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."
"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion........................................................................."
"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."
"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."
"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."
"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."
"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."
"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."
"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."
"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."
"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."
"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."