Beryl Dov

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."