Charles M. Schulz

"This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this."

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night."

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."

"Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."

"Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you."

"Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?""What's that?""The world didn't come to an end."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?"

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."