Charles M. Schulz

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."

"What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?"

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."

"This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this."

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?"...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay."

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"I'm dying and all I hear are insults!"