Charles M. Schulz

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."

"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."

"A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope."

"Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?""What's that?""The world didn't come to an end."

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another."

"Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."

"Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another...."

"What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?"

"In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?"...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay."

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?"