life

"Forget regret, or life is yours to miss. No other path, no other way, no day but today."

"I only photograph myself at poignant moments in my life as a check of where I am and how large my thighs are."

"Wherever there’s a gathering of people, there is networking going on. My favorite place to network is the cemetery."

"Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder"

"The clearest way to show what the rule of law means to us in everyday life is to recall what has happened when there is no rule of law."

"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."

"We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving."

"Maybe getting around in life was nothing but map-reading. A skill that required practice. A key to unlock where you wanted to go. A legend to show where you were."

"Love is a process, either growing or shrinking, but never stagnant. My love for you was David, and now it is Goliath. Also, my love for you was Goliath, and now it is David."

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."

"No human should mislead another by promising them something they know to be untrue."

"All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better."

"Where you come from is gone, where you thought you were going to was never there, and where you are is no good unless you can get away from it. Where is there a place for you to be? No place... Nothing outside you can give you any place... In yourself right now is all the place you've got."

"God never promised us a trouble-free life."

"With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life I've found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying."

"Suffering has been stronger than all other teaching, and has taught me to understand what your heart used to be. I have been bent and broken, but - I hope - into a better shape."

"Money is not equal for all people. A strong personal brand adds more lift and leverage. One dollar from me may buy a soda from a car dealership, but one dollar from Justin Bieber may get him a Ferrari. And they'd pay him to drive away."

"There is something terribly morbid in the modern sympathy with pain. One should sympathise with the colour, the beauty, the joy of life. The less said about life's sores the better."

"She doesn’t want me to leave, and she doesn’t want me to stay. That’s a double helping of Doesn’t Want Me, and one big I’m Not Hungry back at her."

"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."