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"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Instead of saying, "I'm damaged, I'm broken, I have trust issues"say "I'm healing, I'm rediscovering myself, I'm starting over."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"i hope thatwhoever you arewherever you areand no matter howyou are feelingyou will always have somethingto smile about."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Grateful souls focus on the happiness and abundance present in their lives and this in turn attracts more abundance and joy towards them."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"On the other hand, if the future is not the one you chose then you may have to use your willpower to obtain the future of your liking."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"I choose not to waste my energy hating someone and I recognise that their negativity drags me down, so I walk away from them."