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"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"When you concentrate your energy purposely on the future possibility that you aspire to realize, your energy is passed on to it and makes it attracted to you with a force stronger than the one you directed towards it."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out."

"When you believe in yourself sufficiently and are confident that everything that you desire is inside you then you will possess the ability to produce all that you wish for."

"Its a mathematical fact that two negatives make a positive so even under adverse circumstances think positively."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."