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"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"You will never gain anyone's approval by begging for it. When you stand confident in your own worth, respect follows."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"The mind is the mine of man, wherein he digs out good or evil."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Thoughts Become Things... Choose The Good Ones!"

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."