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"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Everything we experience in life is designed to shape our characters."

"When you believe in yourself sufficiently and are confident that everything that you desire is inside you then you will possess the ability to produce all that you wish for."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"There comes a time when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your own heart. So you'd better learn the sound of it. Otherwise you'll never understand what it's saying."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."