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"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"You have to know what you stand for, not just what you stand against."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"The universal mind acts as an advisor or guide. When you abide by its advice then you will get another opportunity to alter your destiny."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Your past karma is what you found difficult or challenging in this life. To heal your past karma you would need to learn your life lessons for this life."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head that they have nothing to say you haven't heard before and it's about time they disbanded until they have something positive to say."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"The world’s greatest achievers have been those who have always stayed focussed on their goals and have been consistent in their efforts."

"Feast, and your halls are crowdedFast, and the world goes bySucceed and give, and it helps you liveBut no man can help you die"

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."